- Classmate 1: hey how was TA-ing?
- Classmate 2: the freshmen are so cute
- Classmate 2: ...I just want to punch one in the face
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.