May 2013
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Reblog if you'd be upset if Jeremy Renner wasn't...
Reblog if you've ever smelled a book. My mom...
ageofrogues:
ilikelookingatnakedmen:
Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.
lumos5000:
janahradams:
thetravellingbluetardis:
If the Doctor kisses River instead if Clara, I’m going to throw things.
That is all.
If the Doctor kisses Clara instead of River, I’m going to throw things harder.
THAT is all.
If River kisses Clara instead of the Doctor, I’m going to fangirl so hard you might have to slap me.
THAT IS ALL.
knifefarty:
iwonthellamaatthefayre:
wibblywobblyuniverse:
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
nochancemartian:
toukos:
what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
johnegbort:
i’m not in the fandom i haven’t even watched this show but i get the joke, can i still reblog this post or will this make people think i like the thing when i actually don’t and will they hate me if they find out - the thrilling tale of struggle and a battle with oneself
yet he was intrepid: youcantcancelquidditch: the... →
youcantcancelquidditch:
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
starxapple:
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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ourgoatrodeo:
miecroft:
*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses:
sursonica:
inflammatorystatements:
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
gingerbatchman:
gingerbatchman:
in the doctor who 50th anniversary special you can definitely expect a….
pair-o-docs
paradox
this is the most clever thing i have ever said
reblog it GOSHDARNIT
Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing...
lingeringlilies:
Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.
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ddddddddddddddddeannnnnnnnnnnnnn:
180mph:
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men men men
men men men men
men men
men
men
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snow-angel-castiel:
aangnog:
probend:
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
thecouscousqueen:
grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
siacatmesecat:
Sometimes I just want to awkwardly write you all long, dorky asks about how much I like your blogs/online personas/faces/whatever and it’s a shame we can’t apparate because I would make us all a lot of food and we could chill and watch movies and talk about books and it would be great.
avatardedpotterhead:
undiegirl:
but can we take a moment to appreciate this
because that is a fucking kiss
a kiss like that deserves it’s own post
a kiss like that deserves it’s own show
friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air
winchesterwhowatson:
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
leonardsmccoy:
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
mytardishaswings:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then...
george0malley:
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
pbandjily:
musicalhogwarts:
batdude:
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably...
deanisanactualprincess:
grumpygandalf:
commander-cosmo:
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
